Lazy River Products Dispensary

Check the dates on whatever you get. I got one of their brand disposable vapes yesterday and it was almost a year old and was half brown. And like others said, the ATM processing fee/charge was more than I expected it would be. My fault for not using cash.

My lovely attendant Paul helped me save SO much money on my purchase by helping me spend some of my hard earned rewards. Looking forward to the high! (Literally) Everyone here is always so pleasant and Paul is no exception

just went here for the first time in a while and Mikey at the register was super friendly, helpful, and knowledgeable! highly recommend it here

Very kind, amazing prices, very helpful staff :) grow and sell some of my favs!

Cute shop great customer service

Love da deals & specials smoke is fire 🔥 Thank you to Trish for explaining how to use da points she hooked me up

Walking into a recreational cannabis shop these days feels a little like stepping into an alternate timeline. You look around and realize today's clientele isn’t college kids killing time between bad decisions. It’s corporate professionals in tailored jackets, still wearing their ID badges from tech firms and biopharma labs. These are people who drive German engineering and say things like “circle back” and "bandwidth" unironically. They tap the counter with manicured fingers while ordering hybrid gummies like they’re choosing a wine pairing. This is the new normal. Weed as luxury commodity. Cannabis as lifestyle upgrade. And the store itself? Clean, polished, curated within an inch of its life. The displays look like Apple Stores, the staff like sommeliers with slightly better tattoos. There’s a menu on a screen with tasting notes that could pass for a craft coffeehouse: earthy finish, citrus nose, calming body high. Beneath the gloss, there’s a real story. A slow cultural shift from shame to acceptance. From back-alley deals to tax revenue and childproof packaging. The same plant, the same high, the same little moment of escape, but the world around it has changed. Now the people who used to clutch their pearls are buying pre-rolls between Zoom calls. The revolution didn’t come with tie-dye. It came with business casual. Is it absurd? A bit. Is it progress? Also yes. You walk out with your neatly labeled bag, past the lineup of SUVs and BMWs, and you can’t help but laugh. The world changed its mind not because cannabis became noble, but because we became human enough to admit we needed it.

Carly was great and they always are. Very lgbtq+ and affirmative!